Mana screwed.
Sexual relations.
Anonymous

Stop horny-ing up my tumblr, R!

Where is my unicorn pony cat? WHERE WE ARE IN SHAMBLES
Anonymous

I don’t even know.

I see I see says the blind man
Anonymous

Funny joke.

Intercourse?
Anonymous

I will require you to present yourself in a public manor to address whom you are, before there is any form of copulation.

You're an asshat
Anonymous

Bit rude.

Tyrannosaurus titties
Anonymous

Dinosaurs lack breasts, get out.

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP

beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight